De : Chris – A : Lainey (Tinder)
# ) Elaine
Oh please! He's 12! He can take care of himself for a night!
Mate, you're on Tinder for christs sake! I get that the kid's the one who got you on it, but use it! Go get laid!
And me, well... I don't know. It's complicated, I guess.
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# ) Chris
If I want him to stay up until too late that a great way to do it. And then I'll have to deal with grumpy boy tomorrow
Who says I don't get laid?
Complicated is not an answer, it's an excuse, love ;)
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# ) Elaine
Touché. I don't know if you're getting laid or not.
And no, complicated is a reason. It's just... let's say when people see me in person, things change.
It kinda ruins the magic, or whatever. Anyways. I'll stick to one night stands, and that one drawer in my nightstand.
It's easier that way.
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# ) Chris
But you might be right... I might not have been getting laid in a while
Why do you say that? Are you a guy in real life? Or an alien? Men that would be cool. I mean the alien part, not the men part.
I get it though, not wanting to have anyone long term. Always ends up bad, doesn't it?
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# ) Elaine
I'm tempted to say I could help with that problem, but I don't want to sound crass.
Sadly, I am not an alien, although I feel like obe sometimes. And yes, you've got me. I'm a 65 year old man from Sydney. I just talk to 40 year old men for the kicks of it.
Yeah, well my last long term plan ended in a divorce, so, I kinda threw long term by the window.
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# ) Chris
How do you know I'm not like a real creep in real life?
Oh men, that's disappointing. I would loved an alien, or the woman in your profil picture because she's very cute.
Welcome to the club.
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# ) Elaine
Maybe you are a creep!
That would suck.
Lucky for you (and for me) I do look a lot like the girl in the picture.
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# ) Chris
It would definitely suck, but I'm not, I promise.
Good to know
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# ) Elaine
Good! I prefer you not being a creep.
You know... I should be sleeping. I've been up since 4 this morning.
Tired, but not absle to sleep. Plus, I like talking to you.
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# ) Chris
You probably should yeah. And I should too.
I like talking to you too.
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# ) Elaine
I'm putting on my PJs. Way overdue, honeslty. I should have done this earlier.
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# ) Chris
I should let you sleep and try to do the same.
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# ) Elaine
I'm not sleeping yet.
And I still want to know how your day was.
Also, I was thinking. Now that we know each other better, you can call me Lainey. Everyone does. I don't know why I kept this Elaine charrade for so long.
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# ) Chris
It was good, just spent the day at work and went to my son's soccer game.
Lainey. i like it! Well I'm still Chris, or CJ, Ceej, whatever you want actually.
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# ) Elaine
Oh! That seems like a nice normal day. I miss those.
Elaine is my real name though. I just don't use it, like ever.
CJ is for what, Christopher James? Christian Jacob? Are you one of those rich men with multiple names? Like you have a III in your name?
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That would suck. 
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